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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8836 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.