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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4923 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 147139 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.