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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9260 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 570 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.