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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4033 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.