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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5388 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.