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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8901 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 63 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 220 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.