Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	981500	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

Academic Socials 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACADEMIC, socials

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Emeralds Found:	8312	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	159	Falling into the Void:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Star Shards Collected:	196
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchantments Applied:	83

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Crops Grown:	6339
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	75707
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1745
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	175

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Void Armor Forged:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Animals Bred:	172

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5578	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

dandev.online

Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.