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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1148 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
But don’t let our lack of sexual content fool you, we have some of the craziest events on this side of the blocky universe. From llama races to underwater pumpkin carving contests, you’ll never be bored on our server.
And if you’re wondering how we manage to be so popular without any sexual content, it’s all thanks to our resident llama, Larry. Legend has it that Larry once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a can-do attitude. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas are the real MVPs, join us today!
So come on over to our non-sexual Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about us. Who needs romance when you have llamas and pumpkin carving contests, right?