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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8435 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7744 |
Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!