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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4908 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2090 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 288 |
Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!