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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1140 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!