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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2235 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 204982 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!