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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6619 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
New Chunks Explored: | 82704 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!