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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1047 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 777843 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!