Quality Minecraft Server

bugs, controversy, CP77, criticism, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk 2077, Disappointment, dystopian, Expectations, futuristic, Gaming, glitches, Life, Minecraft, Quality, Reality, Server, Setting, society, Technology, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old dystopian settings in games like Cyberpunk 2077? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a truly outrageous dystopian experience that will make you question your sanity!

Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	353

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Farms Harvested:	600
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Potions Brewed:	128	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️

Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, gaming culture, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, troll, trolling, trolling community, trolling evolution, trolling history, trolling in chat rooms, trolling in competitive gaming, trolling in forums, trolling in gaming culture, trolling in multiplayer games, trolling in online communities, trolling in online games, trolling in social media, trolling in video games, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, video games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Emeralds Found:	1247	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1494
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1361	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3239
Buildings Constructed:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2068	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	954
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	51	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Zombie Dances:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4239
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!