QualiFRIEDChicken – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Void Armor Forged:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ores Mined:	5118	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. So like, you know how in real life you have to go through all these interviews and stuff to get a job? Well, on this server, there are no qualifications needed to join. You could literally be a potato and they would still let you in.

But get this, the confirmation hearings are like, the most hilarious part. They ask you the most random questions like “How many chickens can you fit in a minecart?” and “Do you prefer cake or pie?” It’s so dumb but so freaking funny.

And the best part is, they confirm everyone anyway. Like, even if you answer all the questions wrong, they still let you join. It’s like a big joke, but in a good way. So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and qualifications don’t matter, this is the place for you. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyLastWords

bedside manner, bizarre confession, BlockyLastWords, deathbed confession, emotional moments, end of life, end of life care, final moments, Healthcare, healthcare workers, hospice care, last words, Medical Profession, Nurses, nursing profession, passing away, patient confession, patient stories, reddit, shocking confession, unexpected confession

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Votes:	7242	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Calling all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to witness the most shocking, bizarre, and unexpected confessions from our players right before they “pass away” in-game. From confessing their undying love for a block of dirt to revealing their secret obsession with collecting virtual chickens, you never know what you’ll hear on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nurse NPC, who will listen to all your woes and heal your Minecraft wounds with her magical potions. And rumor has it, she’s heard some pretty wild confessions from players on their deathbeds. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now!

GazaCraft: Trump Edition

Conflict, Diplomacy, economic development, Edition, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Infrastructure, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Own, palestine, Peace, Politics, Reconstruction, redevelopment plan, Take Over, trump, united states, US

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

so like, imagine this, right? we got this epic minecraft server that’s gonna be so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, we’re gonna “take over” and “own” the whole server just like Trump wants to do with Gaza. but don’t worry, we’re gonna make it way more fun and way less political.

come join us and be a part of the most epic redevlopment plan ever. we’ll have crazy builds, insane minigames, and the best community of players you’ll ever meet. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that Trump himself would be jealous of?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make this server great again! (no politics, just fun)

Cannabis Craze: Schizo Server

Cannabis, cannabis use disorder, comorbidity, CRAZE, cud, drug abuse, drug addiction, dual diagnosis, long-term effects, Marijuana, mental health, mental health disorders, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, psychiatric disorders, Psychosis, research study, risk factors, Schizo, schizophrenia, Server, substance abuse, substance use

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Villages Defended:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of the real world! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those crazy studies saying cannabis leads to schizophrenia. on our server, the only thing you’ll be paranoid about is creepers sneaking up on you! plus, our community is so chill, you’ll never feel alone like those poor souls with CUD. come build, explore, and laugh with us on the best minecraft server ever!

Distant Horizon

active community, Adventure, anti-griefing protections, Builders, Challenges, creations, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Economy, Events, Explorers, Friends, Leaderboards, Leveling, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minigames, PvP, Quests, Skyblock, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

play.disthorizon.com:25567

VikingsMC

alliances, Challenges, Community, Competition, construction, Cross-Play, Currency, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Hardcore, Jobs, KitPvP, Map, Minecraft, Nations, Protection, PvE, PvP, Raids, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Trade, VikingsMC

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

VikingsMC – Server Minecraft Survival Earth Vikingsmc is a survival server with a personalized land map, ideal for exploration, construction and competition.

Main features:

The Earth-Based map: the faithful replica of the Earth with emblematic locations. Nations and alliances: Create nations, form alliances or conquer territories. Personalized economy: jobs, players trade and virtual currency. Unique events: raids, PVP, Pve and seasonal challenges. Territory protection: safety for players’ bases. Active community: friendly staff and discord for organization.

vikings.mcnetwork.me

Finalwind [SMP]

armor, Cheating, Clans, custom wild loot tables, daily events, Economy, ender dragon, Finalwind, Minecraft, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, pvp combat, Quests, Server, skill, smp, survival server, Tools, vanilla server, weapons

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Finalwind Minecraft Server Information

Description
Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How many times have you loaded into a survival server, just to beat the ender dragon, obtain netherite armor, then quit?	While Minecraft has a lot of content, this ends fairly fast if you play often. Finalwind is a server that effectively creates endless content for players by adding clans, custom armor and weapons (some of which are very hard to obtain, and give a considerable advantage in PvP), events, and quests. Through this, a player is never ‘out of things to do’ as you might find yourself doing on a vanilla server. On Finalwind, there are minimal rules, basically only one to note; no cheating. We want to retain the skill it takes to engage in player versus player combat.

Question

Answer

How many times have you loaded into a survival server, just to beat the ender dragon, obtain netherite armor, then quit?

While Minecraft has a lot of content, this ends fairly fast if you play often. Finalwind is a server that effectively creates endless content for players by adding clans, custom armor and weapons (some of which are very hard to obtain, and give a considerable advantage in PvP), events, and quests. Through this, a player is never ‘out of things to do’ as you might find yourself doing on a vanilla server. On Finalwind, there are minimal rules, basically only one to note; no cheating. We want to retain the skill it takes to engage in player versus player combat.

Come join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.4 Check out our Discord!: discord.finalwindserver.com Check out our website!: https://www.finalwindserver.com/

Maybe check out our trailer!: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

Eternal Realm of Idols 1.20.4

1.20.4, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, eiex, Enya Ignis, ETERNAL, idol company, idol corp, idol encore, idol endless, idol eternals, idol genesis, idol wildfyre, IDOLS, kai saikota, Kawaii, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Nikki Rei, phase connect, pixel link, poko rakun, Realm, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V4Mirai, virtual youtuber, VReverie Extended, Vtuber, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	930	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

VacayVeto: No Cancels, Just Diamonds

CANCELLATION, Cancels, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, diamonds, disagreement, family bonding, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, Memories, parents, Priorities, quality time, relationships, special moments, vacation planning, vacation plans, VacayVeto

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Animals Bred:	53	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	133281	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws canceling a vacation? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting canceled is any chance of peace and quiet.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the OP’s wife canceling a trip because her parents might not make it. But don’t worry, even if your in-laws bail on our server, you can still have a great time and make epic memories with us.

Forget family vacations, join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs parents when you have a whole community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure to leave your family drama at the door.

Block Breakupz

BLOCK, Breakupz

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

On our Minecraft server, the only thing that kills relationships is when your friend steals all your diamonds and builds a secret base without you. But don’t worry, we have a therapy llama named Larry who specializes in resolving friendship disputes over virtual riches. Join us for a wild ride of drama, betrayal, and pixelated treasure hunts! Who needs couples therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

CraftyCanuckTrading

agreements, Business, Canada, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTrading, diplomatic relations, Economy, ecuador, export, Global markets, Government, Import, international relations, international trade, negotiations, North America, Pact, tariff threats, trade deals, trade policy, trump

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magic Items Found:	6559

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we trade with canada and ecuador while avoiding trump’s tariff threats like a pro. build your own virtual trade empire and become the richest player in the game. who needs real life when you can make deals with countries in a blocky world? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by llamas wearing top hats. join now before the llamas take over the server and declare themselves as the new rulers of minecraft!

BlockyGlaucomaGamerz

BlockyGlaucomaGamerz, cardiovascular health, cholesterol and aging, cholesterol and disease correlation, cholesterol and eye diseases, cholesterol and glaucoma, cholesterol and health risks, cholesterol and lipid metabolism, cholesterol and vision health, cholesterol levels, cholesterol paradox, cholesterol research, eye health, glaucoma risk, good cholesterol, health, LDL cholesterol, lipid profile, lower risk, over 55s, Paradox

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	104	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the only thing higher than our cholesterol levels is the fun we have! Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant cholesterol monster that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

And get this, if you’re over 55, you’ll be at the top of the leaderboard because apparently having “good” cholesterol makes you more likely to get glaucoma. But don’t worry, if you have “bad” cholesterol, you’ll be safe from the glaucoma monster lurking in the shadows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Who needs health when you have Minecraft, am I right?

ChacheCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crops Grown:	8406
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2

Join play.chachecraft.net, a friendly Cobblemon Minecraft server! Explore, catch Pokémon, and build in a fun, welcoming small community. Adventure awaits!

play.chachecraft.net

SpK SkyBlock

Community, custom islands, Custom Script, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Gaming, high quality, January 2025, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, play.spknetwork.net, Roleplay, RPG Addon, Scripts, Server, Skyblock, SpK Network, Survival, Unique Textures, Version 1.21.

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

SpK Network is a newly opened minecraft server, it was opened in January 2025 with unique textures and scripts to make your game on our server as high quality and interesting as possible, on our skyblock server you can expect everything… starting with dungeons, custom islands, custom script, rpg addon and much more.

So join us, we are waiting for you!!!

Version: 1.21+ IP: play.spknetwork.net

Discord: discord.gg/vs9CfJkURm

play.spknetwork.net:25615

Tryce985’s Survival Server

become part of our ever-growing survival community, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, BUILD, buy sell, conquer the wild, Dynamic Player Driven Economy, easy-to-use claiming system, Explore, Face stronger, Folia-Powered, game mode, Immersive NPCs, Interaction, Ip:, java, Java 1.21.4, join us today, Lag-free, loot-packed mobs, Protect your land, Server, Smarter, smp, Survival, Trade, Tryce985s, What We Offer

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Tryce985’s Survival Server

IP	mc.tryce985.xyz
Version
Game Mode	Survival

What We Offer:

LevelledMobs – Face stronger, smarter, and loot-packed mobs!
FancyNPCs – Immersive NPCs for interaction!
XClaim – Protect your land with an easy-to-use claiming system!

Join us today and become part of our ever-growing survival community! Build, trade, explore, and conquer the wild!

IP: mc.tryce985.xyz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, our server is powered by Folia technology to ensure a lag-free experience.
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, our server is compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions.
How can I protect my land?	You can use the XClaim system to easily claim and protect your land.

MysticCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, agent, asian agencies, autistic, brand name, chineese new year, Chlorine, dumplings, garlic breath, GIF, horney, knitting, Land, manic asian lady, meets, Monger, MysticCraft, Phone, Pumpkin, room number, shower, speedo racing swimsuits, swimsuit, swimsuit fetish, teddy, texting app, thrift store, Whores

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chineese new year party! No real girls answering your messages? No problem, we’ve got older chineese ladies in teddies ready to knit you a pumpkin while you hold your dick out! Get ready for garlic breath and swimsuit fetishes, because on this server, anything goes! Speedo racing swimsuits are the new bikini, and the only traffic you’ll encounter is the traffic of laughs and fun. Don’t miss out on the most manic Asian adventure of your life – join now!