QualiFRIEDChicken – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. So like, you know how in real life you have to go through all these interviews and stuff to get a job? Well, on this server, there are no qualifications needed to join. You could literally be a potato and they would still let you in.

But get this, the confirmation hearings are like, the most hilarious part. They ask you the most random questions like “How many chickens can you fit in a minecart?” and “Do you prefer cake or pie?” It’s so dumb but so freaking funny.

And the best part is, they confirm everyone anyway. Like, even if you answer all the questions wrong, they still let you join. It’s like a big joke, but in a good way. So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and qualifications don’t matter, this is the place for you. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

simplevanilasmp

Anarchy, Cheating, chill vibe, Community, Cosmetics, Donations, Economy, fair, FAIRPLAY, Hacks, Minecraft, Paytowin, Player Shops, player-driven economy, Ranks, respectful, Roleplay, rules, simplevanilasmp, Survival, swearing, Trade, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Votes:	9935
Alien Abductions:	1	Star Shards Collected:	203
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4290

Welcome to SimpleVanillaSMP! I got tired of all the pay-to-win nonsense on other servers, so I decided to create a place where everyone can just enjoy the game in its purest form. No pay-to-win features, no unfair advantages—just good, clean survival Minecraft. While community donations are crucial to keeping the server running, they won’t get you any gameplay advantages. Donating may grant you cool ranks or cosmetics, but the game itself will stay fair for everyone.

This server is all about fair play. We’re not an anarchy server, so cheating is not allowed. If you’re looking for a server where cheating is okay, there are plenty out there, and I’m happy to recommend some to you. Just DM me or a mod/admin, and we can point you in the right direction. Otherwise, please keep the game fair and fun for everyone by avoiding any cheats or hacks. Let’s all play by the same rules!

Feel free to use light swearing in chat, but please be respectful to others. If someone asks you to stop, simply do so—it’s all about maintaining a chill and welcoming vibe. You can also enjoy the player-driven economy with player shops, trade, and more. This is your server to build, trade, and have fun with the community!

simplevanilasmp.play-network.io:26910

Beaner’s Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, aunts, BEANER, beaners, cousins, deported, Environment, fag, girlfriends loved ones, gringo, Hispanic culture, illegal family, inb4 muh family, lisp, Mexican-American, new wave grunge, Paperwork, prescription aviators, Realm, Spanish, spics, uncles, White

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question your existence! Don’t call me gringo, you beaner! Stay on your side of the river, unless you want to experience the craziest adventure of your life. We don’t discriminate, we just want to have fun and build epic structures together. Plus, we have prescription aviators for everyone and play the most fag new wave grunge music you’ve ever heard. Illegal family members? Who needs ’em! Join us and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, except for those pesky illegal cousins. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh until we can’t tell reality from the Minecraft world anymore. See you on the server, amigos!

GrannyGriefMC

academic pressure, age gap, Generational conflict, GrannyGriefMC, group contribution, group dynamics, group meetings, group project, group responsibilities, groupmate absence, groupmate conflict, groupmate expectations, high school, lack of effort, late nights, leadership, research project, teamwork, unfair accusations, validation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9935	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of carrying your group like a boss in real life? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of high school projects? Then join our Minecraft server and let your building skills do the talking!

Imagine a world where you can build your own research project without any groupmates’ grandmas interfering. No more staying up late to meet deadlines, no more dealing with lazy groupmates who blame you for their lack of sleep. On our server, you are the leader of your own project, and you can build it however you want!

But beware, there may be creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your hard work. Will you be able to defend your project and prove to everyone that you are the true MVP? Join our server now and show them who’s boss!

TrumpCraft2020: ObliterateIran

Advisers, Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Instructions, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Obliterated, ObliterateIran, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Trump himself pops in and starts givin’ out orders like he’s the king of the server or somethin’. he’s all like, “if anyone tries to assassinate me, i want them OBLITERATED!” like, dude, calm down, it’s just a game! but hey, if you wanna join this server and witness the craziness for yourself, come on in! who knows what other wild stuff will happen with Trump around? join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

River Flow Ruckus

#sustainability, climate change, coastal economies, commercial fish stocks, conservation, Ecosystem Services, ecosystems, environmental impact, findings, Fishing Industry, flow, global warming, marine biodiversity, marine life, marine productivity, mediterranean sea, reduced flow, river, river flow, Ruckus, study, water demand, water scarcity

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Zombie Dances:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers flow with diamonds and the sea is made of lava! climate change? pfft, we thrive on chaos and destruction here! our marine productivity is off the charts, with fish so big they could swallow you whole! forget about commercial fish stocks, we have mythical sea creatures that will make you question reality. join us and help save our endangered ecosystems by building underwater cities and fighting off evil sea monsters. coastal economies? more like coastal party time! come on in, the water’s fine (and also on fire)!

Ethereal SMP

Adventure, bedrock, compete, custom advancements, diamonds, Discord, Ethereal, Explore, Ip:, Minecraft, money system, Players, Plugins, PORT, RICHEST, Rtp, smp, Staff, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Ethereal SMP Overview
Server Name:	Ethereal SMP
Server Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features:	RTP (Random Teleport) /sit, /spin commands Team creation Money system based on diamonds Custom advancements plugin
Discord:	Join Discord
IP:	play.etherealsmp.net
Bedrock Port:	25565

FAQ

Question: Can I join the server as a new player?	Answer: Yes, we welcome new players to join Ethereal SMP!
Question: How often does the server reset?	Answer: The server resets every year, so you don’t need to worry about losing your builds.
Question: Is there a way to teleport randomly on the server?	Answer: Yes, we have RTP (Random Teleport) plugin for players to explore new locations.
Question: How can I become staff on the server?	Answer: You can apply for staff positions on our Discord server.
Question: What can I do with diamonds on the server?	Answer: Diamonds are used as currency, where 1 diamond is equal to $100 in-game. You can compete with other players to see who can be the richest!
Question: Can I create my own team on the server?	Answer: Yes, you can create your own team with your friends and have fun together!

Mind Realm Odyssey 1.20.5

1.20.5, adult content, Anime, Dark, Disturbing, explicit, graphic, hentai, Manga, manga scanlation, manga translation, Manipulation, mental health, Mind, mind control, mind-bending, mindbreak, odyssey, Psychological, psychological torture, Realm, scanlator group, Trauma, Twisted

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – it’s gonna mindbreak your scanlator group! Yeah, you heard me right, your scanlator group is gonna be mindbroken into a whole new level of existence, man. It’s gonna be like, whoa, mind blown, literally! So, like, if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and make your brain do backflips, then this server is where it’s at, my dude. Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure, join now and prepare to have your reality shattered into a million pieces!

NoGFNoEntryCraft

Birthday Party, Black, brother, Christmas card, close friends, dress code, ENGAGEMENT, family, Girlfriend, NoGFNoEntryCraft, overreacted, Party, photos, red, relationship, roommates, Rude, Siblings, sister-in-law, tradition, White

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6475	Farms Harvested:	157
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over the color of virtual clothing.

Imagine a world where players fight tooth and nail over who gets to wear white in a virtual party. Will Sarah show up in white against all odds? Will the Christmas card photo be forever tainted by the drama? Only on our server will you experience such thrilling and ridiculous scenarios.

Join now and be part of the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyNahOutMoment

awkward, awkward moments, bad dates, bad first dates, biggest nah, CraftyNahOutMoment, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, deal breakers, EMBARRASSING, funny, I’m out moment, instant turn offs, nope moments, red flags, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date ever

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4972	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to scream “Nah, I’m out”? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us for a date with adventure, where you can build your dream world and escape from all those cringey moments. Say goodbye to awkward small talk and hello to epic battles with creepers and zombies. Who needs romance when you have diamonds and redstone? Join us now and never have a “Nah, I’m out” moment again!

FloralCove

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

smp.floralcove.fun

Eviyon Network

battle, bedwar, Bedwars, building, challenge, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Eviyon Network, Experience, Faction, gameplay, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, Practice, PvP, Skyblock, skywar, Survival, Variety

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Eviyon Network is a Minecraft network that offers a variety of different game modes for players to enjoy, such as BedWar, SkyBlock, Survival, Faction, SkyWar, Practice and more. Each game mode offers its own unique gameplay experience, allowing players to choose the type of game they want to play. Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a creative building project, or a fast-paced battle, Eviyon Network has something for everyone.

mc.eviyon.net

LIMITLESS SMP

#youtube, 24/7, artists, bliss plugins, Challenges, Events, friendly community, Google Forms, Jerold, Levels, LifeSteal, Limitless, Lore, Modded, Pedos, safe space, smp, Staff, twitch, video application, YouTuber, Zero hate tolerance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mines Excavated:	4375
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Limitless SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
24/7 Server	Enjoy a rare vanilla Minecraft experience
Active Members	Engage in PvP, build, lore, or diverse gameplay
Growing Community	Perfect environment for YouTube or Twitch growth
Multiple SMPs	Future plans for modded, levels, lifesteal, and more
Respectful Players	No PvP pressure if you prefer a different playstyle
Events & Challenges	Regularly hosted events and challenges for all players
Zero Hate Tolerance	Safe space for all players with a strict anti-hate policy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Limitless SMP?

Limitless SMP offers a diverse gameplay experience with active members, community events, and a zero hate tolerance policy. Whether you’re a builder, grinder, lore writer, PvP enthusiast, or content creator, there’s something for everyone on our server.

How can I apply to join Limitless SMP?

You can apply by filling out the Google Forms linked below or by joining our open application Discord server. If you’re a YouTuber, consider making a video application to showcase your content.

Apply with Google Forms: Google Forms Link

Join our Discord server: Discord Link

Enchanted Kingdoms 1.20.6

#Movie love, 1.20.6, all-time favorites, beloved movies, beloved titles, best movies, cherished titles, cinematic gems, Enchanted, favorite movies, film favorites, film suggestions, Kingdoms, movie faves, movie recommendations, movie titles, must watch films, really like, The Light Between Oceans, top film choices, top movie picks, Top Picks

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

OMG, bro, if you like movies, you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like being in your favorite movie but with blocks and creepers! Imagine building your own version of “The Light Between Oceans” but with a twist – maybe the oceans are made of lava and the lighthouse is actually a giant chicken! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come join us and let’s make movie magic in Minecraft!

Momma’s Basement Minecraft Server

basement, Boundaries, challenging conversations, co-dependency, Communication, Confronting, dealbreaker, emotional manipulation, Enmeshment, family dynamics, guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, individual growth, living arrangements, long-term plans, mindset, Minecraft, mommas, overbearing mother, personal growth, relationship issues, self-sufficiency, Server, Therapy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5877	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Alien Abductions:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Are you tired of living in the shadow of your girlfriend’s mom? Do you want to escape the clutches of an overbearing mother-in-law before you even tie the knot? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom that comes with building your own virtual world. No more mommy drama, no more guilt-trips for spending the night away from home. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (or at least your own blocky castle).

We’ve got therapists on standby to help you work through any mommy issues that may arise while mining for diamonds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new therapist buddy to commiserate with over a virtual campfire.

So, say goodbye to living under the thumb of your girlfriend’s mom and hello to a world where the only controlling force is your own creativity. Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of (without any meddling in-laws in sight)!

ExAckedGrief – Minecraft Server

acknowledging, acknowledging ex, Brewery, Buddies, cheers, conflicting opinions, current girlfriend, Divorce, ex husband, ex wife, ExAckedGrief, high school sweethearts, hometown visit, Minecraft, new husband, overreacting, past relationships, relationship boundaries, Respect, Server, social etiquette, spare bedroom, split opinions.

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex and your current girlfriend both log on and start fighting over you in the chat. Will you choose to side with your high school sweetheart or your new flame? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense PvP action either way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exes, drama queens, and love triangles galore. You never know what will happen next, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions.

Join now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have ex-lovers and jealous girlfriends to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!