PXGMC Prison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	119	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	224	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	926
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?

BlockyLovePenisCraft

activism, Arrests, BlockyLovePenisCraft, Censorship, China, crackdown, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gay erotica, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, Legal System, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Literature, Oppression, resistance, social justice, Writing

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even China be tryna shut it down! 10 peeps got arrested for writing gay erotica on dis server, like wut?! 😂 But don’t worry, we still out here building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for a wild ride and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪🔥 #FreeTheGayEroticaWriters #MinecraftMadness

Shileo12

BUILD, Claim, Community, Craft, Discord, Friends, invite, Items, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plot, Sell, Server, Shileo12, smp, strangers, SURVIVE, TOWN, Trade, Waste, world

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8149	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
New Chunks Explored:	147369	Gods Slained:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Join our discord server and mine into a unique new world where you can craft and survive with your friends! We wish to enhance your joy of Minecraft multiplayer and create a space where you can play with strangers who you can call friends.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join this new Minecraft community?	Yes, you can join our discord server to be a part of our community.
What kind of world can I expect?	You can expect a fantastical world where you can build, craft, and survive with your friends.
Can I build my own town in this world?	Absolutely! You can claim a plot of land and build your own town, inviting others to create a community with you.
Is trading with other towns permitted?	Yes, you can trade and sell with other towns to grow your own town while making sure nothing goes to waste.
What about losing items?	Don’t worry, we have taken care of that to ensure you won’t lose your items.

Eternal Realms 1.20

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Ancient, Anime, classic, ETERNAL, FANTASY, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Nostalgia, Old, other world, Parallel World, portal fantasy, Realms, Reincarnation, Retro, time travel, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Yo, bro, imagine this Minecraft server like an isekai world but with a twist! You won’t just be transported to a new world, you’ll be transported to a Minecraft world where everything is old school cool!

Join this server if you wanna experience the nostalgia of the good old days of Minecraft. We’re talking about those classic blocks, mobs, and landscapes that will make you feel like you’re back in 2011.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to relive the past, but you’ll also get to experience the chaos of a world where everything is old but still fresh and exciting. It’s like a time warp of epic proportions!

So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey through time and space in the most hilarious and mind-bending way possible, then this Minecraft server is the place for you. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly bizarre and awesome!

BabyBros Minecraft Server

BabyBros, child-free lifestyle, childcare expectations, college student, college years, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, free childcare, generational roles, Minecraft, mommy duties, nephew care, Parentification, parenting responsibilities, personal boundaries, Resentment, Selfishness, Server, sibling care, sibling relationships, village support, winter break

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Towns Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you tired of being a free babysitter for your sister’s baby daddy drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities! No more parentifying yourself for others, just build, mine, and have a blast with our crazy community.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into watching someone else’s kid while you’re on winter break. Instead, you can enjoy sleeping in way too late and being lazy without any judgment. Plus, we have free childcare services in-game, so you can trust that your virtual children will be taken care of while you explore the blocky world.

Don’t let your sister weaponize your nephew against you – join our server and surround yourself with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being expected to play mommy when you’re just trying to enjoy your child-free, college years. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

NoBullyZoneMC

adult intervention, Apology, bully, bullying impact, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional scars, family dynamics, forgiveness, grudge, Healing Process, long-term effects, NoBullyZoneMC, past trauma, personal growth, reconciliation, self reflection, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of holding onto grudges from your childhood? Do you want to let go of all that pent-up anger and resentment? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your rage in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Take out your frustrations on pixelated blocks instead of real-life people!

Imagine creating a giant statue of your childhood bully and then blowing it up with TNT. Or building a castle to protect yourself from all the bullies in the world. The possibilities are endless!

So come on, join us and let go of all that old baggage. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some therapeutic healing in the process. And hey, if you ever need to vent, our virtual therapists are always available for a chat.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to turn your pain into power. Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to healing and happiness!

KidLogicMinecraftSMP

bizarre childhood, bizarre habits, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, curious behaviors, eccentric behaviors, KidLogicMinecraftSMP, odd childhood, odd quirks, peculiar childhood, peculiar habits, peculiar memories, quirky childhood, quirky habits, strange childhood, strange habits, unique childhood, unusual behavior, unusual childhood, weird childhood

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Animals Bred:	171	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	1

OMG guys, like you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest shenanigans going on! Like, one time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato because we thought it would bring us good luck in the game. And guess what? It actually worked! We found, like, a million diamonds the next day. It was totally epic.

But that’s not even the best part. We also have this secret underground club where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties. It’s, like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of llamas racing each other around a track.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s all about having a good time and doing the most random things you can think of, then you definitely need to join us. Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat. I mean, how could you resist that? Join now and let the craziness begin! 🐷🥔🐔🦙 #PotatoLuck #ChickenDanceParty #LlamaRaces

70sBuckBlockParty

1970s, 70sBuckBlockParty, Adventure, Cash, Decision making, Exploration, Financial Security, INDEPENDENCE, Lost, MONEY, new beginnings, Nostalgia, Resourcefulness, Retro, self reliance, starting over, stranded, Survival, time travel, uncertainty, young adult

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the wild and wacky adventures of waking up in 1970 with no idea who you are or where you came from! But don’t worry, you’ve got a suitcase filled with 20,000 dollars to help you navigate this crazy time period.

Join our server and embark on a quest to build the ultimate 1970s disco palace, complete with lava lamp decorations and funky dance floors. But beware, the creepers in bell-bottoms are always lurking around the corner!

Form alliances with other players to create your own groovy commune, where you can trade goods and services like lava lamps and platform shoes. Or, if you’re feeling adventurous, strike out on your own and become a lone wolf, surviving off the land and dodging lava flows.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate time-traveling adventure in Minecraft! Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a pixelated world full of polyester and peace signs waiting for you?

CraftyArgPoverty36.8%

argentina, CraftyArgPoverty36.8, data analysis, economic development, Economy, expert reports, Government, Latin America, poverty alleviation, poverty levels, poverty rate, poverty rate decline, poverty rate decrease, poverty rate improvement, poverty rate news, poverty rate update, poverty reduction, poverty statistics, Social Issues, south america, statistics

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magic Items Found:	8656	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the poverty rate has fallen to 36.8% just by playing!

we have magical blocks that turn into diamonds when you mine them, and pigs that fly around dropping golden apples.

our community is filled with unicorns and dragons that help you build the most epic castles and villages you’ve ever seen.

join now and watch as your in-game riches grow faster than the poverty rate in Argentina!

Galactic Conveyor Belt

atoms, atoms circling, atoms cosmic, atoms galaxy, atoms journey, belt, carbon, circuitous journey, circumgalactic medium, conveyer belt, conveyor, Cosmic, cosmic conveyer belt, currents, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy origin, giant currents, intergalactic, intergalactic space, Origin, scientists, Space

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where your carbon atoms will take a wild journey through the galaxy and come back on a cosmic conveyer belt! our server is so lit, even scientists are studying it! imagine your atoms circling their galaxy of origin on giant currents, like a rollercoaster ride through space! intergalactic space has never been more fun! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you question the fabric of reality itself!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, Account.., description, Minecraft, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

su.vanilla-box.ru

Players:	90/300	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	161	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25