PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	7673
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crops Grown:	9654
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	497

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

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So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

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are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sugar Rush City

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come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	176

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

StalkerPE Minecraft server

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This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	159	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	195
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6