So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 689

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY