New Minecraft Servers

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

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  • TikTokTunes Minecraft Server

    TikTokTunes Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your partner blasting TikToks at 2x speed in the morning without using earbuds? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! On our server, you can build a virtual fortress where no one can disturb your peace, not even your speedy TikTok-loving partner. Plus, our virtual world is equipped with noise-canceling blocks, so you can finally concentrate on your morning routine without any distractions. Say goodbye to auditory assaults and hello to a serene Minecraft oasis. Join now and reclaim your sanity!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoHouseGuestsAllowed

    NoHouseGuestsAllowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of having unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house where you can kick out anyone you want without any consequences! No more sharing bathrooms with your in-laws or dealing with their drama. Build your dream home and live in peace, away from all the family drama. Join now and say goodbye to unwanted guests forever!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineCraftJobLovers

    MineCraftJobLovers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block miner! That’s right, forget about working in an office or flipping burgers, on our server you can make a living by mining blocks all day long. And the best part? You get paid in virtual diamonds! Who needs a paycheck when you can be rolling in diamonds, am I right?

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Blockzilla, a giant block monster that roams the land terrorizing players. Defeat Blockzilla and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes and a pet dragon to ride around on. Who needs a car when you can fly on a dragon?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life of a professional block miner. Who needs a 9-5 job when you can have this kind of excitement and adventure?

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  • CableCutters Minecraft Server

    CableCutters Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHINESE PATENTS REVEAL AIM TO CUT UNDERSEA CABLES! if you want some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans, this is the place to be! we have underwater battles, secret lairs, and even a pet squid named squishy who will guide you on your quest for treasure! don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane world where anything can happen! join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Redstone Kremlin: Pokrovsk Showdown

    Redstone Kremlin: Pokrovsk Showdown

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, u want to join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumfin, a russian field army decided to set up their HQ in a building near pokrovsk. but guess what? a ukrainian munition came and brought down the whole damn building! now dat’s sum crazy action right there. imagine all da explosions and chaos happenin’ in dis server. u gotta join just to experience da madness, bro. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with treasure. so what u waitin’ for? come join da fun and be part of dis insane adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
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