so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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