so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Void Gems Collected: 36

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
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