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“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Farms Harvested:	844
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Christpill Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	907	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Emeralds Found:	307	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

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HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crops Grown:	5011
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

High Cuddle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

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Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	92	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Did They Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7311
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Farms Harvested:	470	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28