Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

    NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

    Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3713 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Void Armor Forged: 27

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

    Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

    From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • /Gig/ – Minecraft Server

    /Gig/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

    We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

    But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Crops Grown: 4065 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Falling into the Void: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Emeralds Found: 7970 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 48

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Runes Activated: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Emeralds Found: 9606 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 37

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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