Putin’s Pixelated Pals: Day 822 of Russia’s 3-Day Minecraft Military Training Camp

Crafty Imposters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	908843	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	52	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6450	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Players Killed by Monsters:	1858	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blockheads R Us

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixelated Pervs and Prodigies: The AI-Generated Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to oppais your loli edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a block merging feature that will blow your mind! Merge blocks like never before and create the ultimate structures.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

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Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Yubicraft: Where Villagers Trade and Creepers Explode – Join /vt/ for Epic Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Want to see the world in a whole new way? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ and explore the server like never before. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft!

Don’t know how to install or play? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW. You’ll be building and mining in no time!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our upcoming events. We’ve got Tako Gacha Banner 3 happening right now, with Tako Gacha Banner 4 coming soon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at our website https://yubicraft.github.io/ and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. See you there, fellow blockheads!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	186	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocktlevania: Where Creepers are the Real Vampires

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Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft server over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for a wild ride where the blocks are made of pure gold, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can party with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crops Grown:	3482	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Towns Built:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6321	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Creepers Past My Bedtime

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7527	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3