come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Gods Slained: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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