come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12
Dragon Eggs Found: 2123 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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