come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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