come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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