Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin tryna invade Kursk but da White House be like “nah bro, get outta Ukraine!” So now we got a whole war goin’ on in dis virtual world, and u gotta come help us fight for peace and justice and stuff. Plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. So like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be a hero in da battle against evil!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Mines Excavated: 2156 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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