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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9692 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8536 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
