so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Towns Built: 5
Buildings Constructed: 26 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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