come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin as our honorary guest! he will personally ban anyone who doesn’t follow the rules, because he’s a pro at keeping things in line. plus, if you join, you’ll be part of our secret alliance with russia and nato, where we battle it out in epic wars that will leave you on the edge of your seat. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chaos and mayhem that happens on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
Magical Moments Shared: 16 Secret Passages Found: 8
Rainbows Spotted: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Zombie Dances: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8825 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dimension Hops: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3749 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Dimension Hops: 14
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Magic Items Found: 2963
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1415 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6899 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 7840 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Enchantments Applied: 121
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Villages Defended: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Zombie Dances: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2262 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4919 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 91
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Dimension Hops: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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