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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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