PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, Absurdity, animal, BIZARRE, cat, controversial, explicit, fucking, Handbag, humor, inappropriate, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, odd, PurrfectCraft, quirky, Server, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL, weird, yo

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cats are wild and the handbags are even wilder! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you witness cats engaging in some questionable activities with handbags.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as they bust out their best moves while wearing sunglasses and top hats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	102
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crops Grown:	8461
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4438	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Emeralds Found:	1694	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Towns Built:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4056
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Towns Built:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Farms Harvested:	149
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2264	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	225

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mines Excavated:	2325	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Towns Built:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.