Purely Devilish | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	191
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Farms Harvested:	673	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Star Shards Collected:	258
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, CraftyPandaGamer, emotional depth, hidden talents, Individuality, inner thoughts, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, personal struggles, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, smp, unique perspective, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3300	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Players:	91/500	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3