PuppyPurgeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	183	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Towns Built:	10

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	2885
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ores Mined:	8605	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
New Chunks Explored:	664504	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dragons Tamed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	776506
Villages Defended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9556
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	8011
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

Players:	105/500	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2