New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Noviewcraft Minecraft server

    Noviewcraft Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vanilla, nothing more. For now, I don’t guarantee anything interesting on the server, but I will be very grateful if you at least try to access it.

    Build cities, villages or just play for fun, everything you do on my server is greatly appreciated.

    Thank you for playing on my server!

    198.244.225.33:22768

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Skyblock Airlines Minecraft Server

    Skyblock Airlines Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the airplanes want to join in on the fun! That’s right, we have a special mod that allows airplanes to soar through the sky, dropping loot for players to collect. So hop on board and join us for a wild ride through the clouds! Who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Time Traveler’s Minecraft SMP

    The Time Traveler’s Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this Minecraft SMP, trust me, it’s like blockchain solutions for the HR roastie problem. I mean, who even knew HR roasties were a thing in Minecraft, right? But on this server, we take it to a whole new level.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild HR roastie appears, trying to steal your loot. But don’t worry, our server has blockchain technology that tracks every move she makes, so you can roast her back with facts and logic. It’s like a battle royale, but with HR roasties instead of zombies.

    And that’s not even the best part! We have secret underground bases where you can hide from the HR roasties and plan your revenge. Plus, we have a whole community of players who are ready to team up with you and take down those pesky roasties once and for all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and show those HR roasties who’s boss! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PizzaPastaMinecraftServer

    PizzaPastaMinecraftServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of suffering in modern Italia? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the woes of real life by building your own virtual paradise. No more struggling to picture what suffering looks like, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual Italia is way more fun than the real one – we’ve got flying spaghetti monsters, pizza that never goes cold, and gondolas made out of diamonds! So why suffer in real life when you can join our server and live your best blocky life? Join now and say arrivederci to your troubles!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pregnant Dude Minecraft SMP

    Pregnant Dude Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one of our players, let’s call him Steve, accidentally ate a golden apple and turned into a pig for a week. It was hilarious watching him try to build with hooves!

    But that’s not all, folks. We have epic PvP battles that end in players riding pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. And don’t even get me started on the time when our resident redstone expert built a working roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava. It was a sight to behold!

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dance party that happens every full moon? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Who knows, you might even witness the funny moment when that dude on the right got pregnant. Trust me, it’s a story for the ages!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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