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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4560 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about walking your boss’s smelly dog again. Instead, you can roam freely in our virtual world, where the only gas you’ll encounter is from the occasional Creeper explosion.
Our server is so awesome, even the president’s spouse will bring their pets to you for safekeeping. Who needs real HR when you have a community of players ready to support you in your quest for virtual greatness?
So come on, leave the stench of reality behind and join our server where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and surviving against the mobs. And hey, if you ever need a break, just log off – no emotional reactions from the boss’s spouse here!