Are you tired of dealing with untrained, spoiled dogs taking over your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no dog poop-filled gardens or dog hair-covered floors here. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where you can build and create without any pesky pets getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of dealing with unruly animals. Say goodbye to arguments with siblings over who has to clean up after the dogs, and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama of dog ownership behind. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that don’t make a mess? Let’s build a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Emeralds Found:	9726
Secret Passages Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mines Excavated:	2796
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3852	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Comic Sans Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Boss, Character development, chosen ones, Comic, comics, FANTASY, fantasy world, God Emperor, hate, incel media, interesting premise, Manga, mc, Minecraft, Naruto, power creeps, ruins, sans, Server, Supernatural, webcomic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4854
Dragon Eggs Found:	9568	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Akane hate, Akane Tendo, Anime, Big Trouble in Nekonron China, Blunt object, Bokken, FANFICS, Fanon, Fists, hammer, Happosai, Into the Darkness, Kodachi, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Ranma, Ranma 1/2, Ranma Saotome, Ryōga’s Miracle Cure, Samurai weaponry, shinai, smp, Soun Tendo, Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

Crush, DATING, dealbreakers, Minecraft, red flag, red flags in a crush, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in dating, red flags in dating someone, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagUncrushed, relationship, smp, uncrush, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ores Mined:	3970	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JavaJittersCraft

addiction, Alternatives, Caffeine, coffee, decaf, Decision making, ENERGY, Habit, health, Herbal, JavaJittersCraft, Lifestyle, mindfulness, morning routine, productivity, Relaxation, restraint, self-control, tea, temptation, Water

Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Towns Built:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TverTNTBoomCraft

aerial attack, arms depot, damaged, defense infrastructure, defense system, explosive damage, international conflict, military defense, military facility, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Nuclear Explosion, russia, security breach, strategic target, Surveillance Footage, Tver Oblast, TverTNTBoomCraft, Ukrainian drones, war zone

join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	214
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

Adult, Alliance, Chaos, Classes, classic, Community, custom classes, Discord, Dungeons, Friends, laughs, longtime, Minecraft, MONEY, Mythic Dungeons, ONLINE, Playground, power, PvP, Quests, RPG, RPG Features, rules, silly, Survival, Territories, VOICE

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Old school MCMMO
Discord	Join our Discord
IP	play.murkpvp.com

Worlds

Normal Minecraft World	Classic survival gameplay
RPG World	Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

Plugins & Features

Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

Staff Opportunities

If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

Is it free to join and play on the server?

Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

How can I become a staff member?

If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

digital content, Digital Media, Epic, forbidden fruit, gfe, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online entertainment, online interaction, online presence, Server, Successful, Technology, virtual companionship, virtual connections, virtual experience, virtual influencers, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

adult content, adult fiction, bad times, bedtime, blocky, Cuckhold, Degenerate, erotic literature, Erotica, explicit, explicit content, fetish, good times, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, perverted stories, prostitution, scandalous, seductive, Sensual, sex stories, sexual fantasies, Share, smp, Stories, taboo, Tales

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

PupBlockParty

Updated September 19, 2024

Berry Tea Wine Server

Updated September 19, 2024

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

Updated September 19, 2024

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Updated September 19, 2024

PupCraftPlaydate

Updated September 19, 2024

CraftHaven | Paused

Updated September 19, 2024

Comic Sans Minecraft Server

Updated September 19, 2024

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Updated September 19, 2024

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

Updated September 19, 2024

JavaJittersCraft

Updated September 19, 2024

TverTNTBoomCraft

Updated September 19, 2024

The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

Minecraft Server Overview

Worlds

Plugins & Features

Staff Opportunities

FAQ

How can I join the server?

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

Is it free to join and play on the server?

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Updated September 19, 2024

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