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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4630 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Imagine the chaos, the hilarity, the sheer awesomeness of being able to physically fight back against trolls and griefers. Plus, think of all the exercise you’ll get from all that virtual punching! Who needs a gym membership when you can just log onto this server and work up a sweat with some good old-fashioned monitor brawls?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a spoon, and battle evil unicorns with nothing but a carrot for a weapon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken monitors). See you there, champ!
