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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3880 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.
So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.