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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.

EGMC

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

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108.60.192.182

Conivia Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crops Grown:	1549	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

conivia.apexmc.co:25702

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

dcpvp.net

The Epoch

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5003	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Features:

Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

the-epoch.net

McBlocks Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

Smp.McBlocks.net

MSTV_CB

Creative, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6188	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

185.245.96.131

ShadeCrest Creative

Creative

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magic Items Found:	7353	Dragon Eggs Found:	2343
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, our staff are granted additional ranks which also grant you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Plots – Everyone is allowed to build at /warp plotworld after claiming a plot Creative – This is our main creative world where the community does big collaborative building projects. After you prove your skills in the plot world, you will be allowed to build at /warp creative and other worlds below PixelArt – Those interested in building 2D or 2D pixel art can do so at /warp pixelart Redstone – Those interested in redstone engineering, you can do so at /warp redstone Builders – Rank Builder I have full use of creative mode at /warp builderworld Architect – Only the best builders of the server are allowed to build at /warp architect

creative.shadecrest.com

PrancingPonyMC

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

What is PrancingPonyMC? PrancingPonyMC is a Survival RPG server that combines the best elements of survival gameplay with exciting RPG features. We have implemented basic commands such as teleportation, home setting, warps, and more. Additionally, we have introduced custom features that unlock as you progress through in-game ranks, as well as various quality-of-life improvements. While currently focused on survival, we have ambitious plans to create a well-balanced survival + RPG server that keeps players engaged and entertained.

Why choose PrancingPonyMC? Active Development As a new server, we have abundant potential for future updates. We are not only in charge of deciding what gets added, but we also encourage player involvement through feedback, polls, suggestions, and more. Your voice matters, and together, we can shape the server into something truly special. Non-Pay-to-Win We are committed to maintaining a fair playing field for all our players. Donations will only grant cosmetic perks and will never provide any advantages over others. We believe in fostering a community where skill and dedication are the key factors for success, rather than monetary contributions. Balanced Progression Our server is designed to be enjoyable and engaging without excessive grinding. You can earn in-game currency and progress through your chosen class by simply playing the game. We discourage the use of mega automatic farms that could potentially unbalance the gameplay and focus on a more balanced experience. Continuous Improvement Our goal is to start small and build a strong foundation, ensuring that every aspect of the server is polished and well-maintained. We have ambitious plans for the future, and we are constantly striving to improve and provide new content and experiences for our players.

play.PrancingPonyMC.net

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	6853
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

play.renmx.com

100 Block MC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Towns Built:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Survive in a 100,000 block vanilla world border! This is Vanilla, not anarchy. Please don’t cheat, and just have fun!

onehundred.mcserver.us

11th Dream

Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

IP: Join.11thdream.net Website: www.11thdream.net 24/7 Dedicated Server Features: – Creative – Sky Wars – Survival – Factions – Hunger Games (Coming Soon!)

join.11thdream.net

Monkey Oasis

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Monkey Oasis is The best Skyblock experience! Bringing innovation within the Skyblock genre! With a ton of new and old features as well as exciting updates every week!

play.monkeyoasis.xyz

Haydzcraft Cloud Network

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

HaydzCraft is one of the best Minecraft server networks online today! We offer a variety of lag-free, quality gamemodes, and are always looking to expand more!

We currently offer the following gamemodes: PVP Factions/Raiding- This server comes equiped with factions, and a full economy system

KitPvP- Have fun PvP’ing without worrying about loosing any valuable items! Get points for killing, and loose points for dying, then use those points carefully, to become the most powerful on the server!

DayZ(COMING SOON)- Survive in a Minecraft version of the popular Zombie Survival game of DayZ! Zombies are faster, stronger, and spawn more often! With a HUGE custom map, with towns, buildings, ruins, and more, you may never see the full map!

You can join ANY of these servers by joining hub.haydzcraft.com! Using an amazing program called “BungeeCord”, we are able to teleport users directly between servers, which means lessening the stress on individual servers, without making users disconnect fully. Join HaydzCraft today, and know what it feels like to be among the 100,000+ people that have joined!

hub.haydzcraft.com

Cuivienen

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to Arda, where the enchanting realm of J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” comes alive in the form of a captivating Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a breathtaking recreation of Arda, meticulously crafted block by block, where adventure and fellowship await at every turn. This magicial server is set long before the forging of the rings and when the First Dark Lord Morgoth and his forces fight the Valar and The Free Peoples.

185.137.94.42:25596

SteeltonMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Alien Abductions:	4
Emeralds Found:	5388	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Friendly and helpful staff, laid back community made for everybody to make you’re own bases, builds and buddies. We are a safe and fun place to enjoy a video game anyone can love. Meet new friends, seek old friends, Steelton’s long and rich legacy shall continue!!! New and old users are welcome anytime

38.103.171.95:25555