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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchantments Applied:	271
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Towns Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ores Mined:	4308
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	6717	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	2804
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Villages Defended:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	940827
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5545	Towns Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dimension Hops:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1197
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4158
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Zombie Dances:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Falling into the Void:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Star Shards Collected:	53	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Items Found:	3761
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

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