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ProtonCraft Minecraft Server – Better than the Rest!

ProtonCraft Minecraft Server – Better than the Rest!

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being judged for your email domain? Sick of being labeled as a cock-loving anarchist? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and leave your cock.li and riseup domains behind, because here, we only accept players with Protonmail accounts. Why, you ask? Well, because Protonmail users are obviously the superior beings of the internet, duh.

Imagine building your virtual castle with fellow Protonmail users, knowing that you are surrounded by like-minded individuals who understand the importance of privacy and security. No more awkward conversations about your questionable email domain at virtual bible study sessions – here, you can proudly flaunt your Protonmail address without fear of judgment.

So, why wait? Join our exclusive Protonmail-only Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of online gaming. Who knew that choosing an email domain could have such a profound impact on your virtual life?

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  • MaduroBountyHunters

    MaduroBountyHunters

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    OMG GUYS, YOU GOTTA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT $25M REWARD FOR ARRESTING VENEZUELA’S PRESIDENT MADURO! LIKE WHAT EVEN, WHO DOES THAT IN A GAME? BUT YEAH, WE’RE PRETTY MUCH LIKE THE FBI OF MINECRAFT, SO COME JOIN US AND HELP US CATCH THIS DUDE. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S CATCH THAT MADURO GUY TOGETHER! #MINECRAFTFBI #DIAMONDSAREFOREVER #UNICORNSANDRAINBOWS

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  • Loggers & Palmers: Eco Impact Study

    Loggers & Palmers: Eco Impact Study

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    so, liek, dis server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? we got trees and stuff, but not just any trees, we got tropical forests, man. and we ain’t just stoppin’ there, oh no. we takin’ those forests and turnin’ ’em into oil palm plantations, cuz why not, amirite?

    but wait, there’s more. dis study from some fancy schmancy University of Oxford says dat logged forests still got value, so we ain’t just clearin’ ’em out willy nilly. we keepin’ dat ecological value, yo.

    so come join dis server, where we log trees and plant oil palms like there’s no tomorrow. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me. ain’t no other server like it, dat’s for sure.

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  • Mystic Sky Kingdom 1.21

    Mystic Sky Kingdom 1.21

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    Yo, broskis, this Minecraft server is like that extra illustration in a manga – totally unexpected but frickin’ awesome! Join this server if you wanna discuss manga highlights and predict where the story is headed next. Plus, Vol 3 drops on February 4th, but they suck at spreading the word, just like my mom sucks at making spaghetti. So come join the chaos and mystery, just like trying to decipher a manga plot twist after too many energy drinks. Let’s get weird!

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of your dad constantly wanting to hang out with you because he has no friends his own age? Do you want to escape the never-ending cycle of guilt trips and lonely dad vibes? Then join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where your dad can’t follow you around asking to spend time together!

    On our server, you can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs without your dad interrupting every five minutes. Plus, you’ll meet tons of cool players your own age who are also looking to escape their clingy parents.

    So say goodbye to the guilt trips and hello to the freedom of our Minecraft server. Who needs boundaries with your dad when you can have unlimited fun and adventure in the virtual world? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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  • CraftyComrades

    CraftyComrades

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the space and time you need away from creepy and obsessive friends? Look no further! Join our server and escape the clutches of that friend who walks around in his boxers and tries to read your texts while you sleep.

    We understand the struggles of dealing with someone who blames you for their mental health issues and constantly bombards you with messages. On our server, you can build, explore, and have a good time without worrying about being guilt-tripped into constant communication.

    So if you’re tired of being the unofficial therapist for your friend and just want to enjoy some blocky adventures, join our server now! Who knew escaping toxic friendships could be so fun and virtual?

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