ProtonCraft Minecraft Server – Better than the Rest!

anarchaist, banned, bible study, botnets, cock.li, Communication, crunchyroll, Domains, internet accounts, male reproductive organs, meme domain, mental illness, Minecraft, normies, political activism, Proton mails, ProtonCraft, Protonmail, REST, riseup domain, Server, small group, Tutanota

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being judged for your email domain? Sick of being labeled as a cock-loving anarchist? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and leave your cock.li and riseup domains behind, because here, we only accept players with Protonmail accounts. Why, you ask? Well, because Protonmail users are obviously the superior beings of the internet, duh.

Imagine building your virtual castle with fellow Protonmail users, knowing that you are surrounded by like-minded individuals who understand the importance of privacy and security. No more awkward conversations about your questionable email domain at virtual bible study sessions – here, you can proudly flaunt your Protonmail address without fear of judgment.

So, why wait? Join our exclusive Protonmail-only Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of online gaming. Who knew that choosing an email domain could have such a profound impact on your virtual life?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
New Chunks Explored:	111165	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9906	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6169	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	6420
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8761	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Emeralds Found:	2227
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Void Armor Forged:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
New Chunks Explored:	963075	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Items Found:	2315	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.