Prosto Vanilla | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ores Mined:	7124
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ores Mined:	3560	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Potions Brewed:	106
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Zombie Dances:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	210	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ores Mined:	7266
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7805

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Crops Grown:	7957	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Farms Harvested:	776	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6487
Chimeras Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Potions Brewed:	85
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Crops Grown:	3937

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Star Shards Collected:	168
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3