ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP | Minecraft Recent Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Animals Bred:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

‘Jeet’s Indian Minecraft Server’

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Are you tired of being a beta in Minecraft? Join our server and become the ultimate alpha winner like never before! We have secret Indian techniques that will make you dominate the game and conquer all your enemies. Embrace your inner alpha and show the world that you are a true winner! Join now and unleash the power of the Indian spirit in Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

31 Year Old Minecraft SMP White Woman

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool cats out there! Join us if you want to experience the wild adventures of a 31-year-old white woman trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Farms Harvested:	907
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DumbFactz Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to discover the shocking truth that creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to give hugs! Yes, you heard that right, those explosive green guys just want to spread love and joy in the world of Minecraft. So come join us and befriend a creeper today for some explosive friendship!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Alien Abductions:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blockbuster TraumaCraft

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Remember that one movie that scarred you for life as a kid? Well, imagine if that movie came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a chance to relive your childhood nightmares in pixelated glory. Our server is filled with spooky builds and eerie mobs that will make you question your sanity. So if you’re ready to face your fears and have a good laugh while doing it, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even conquer your childhood trauma once and for all.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
New Chunks Explored:	282746	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Bagel Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, or just mess around with your friends in ways that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary events that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling the Fury of Set to taking on the mighty Perorodzilla, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden heritage or a New Year’s aperitif while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

V4Mirai General – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Crystalis, who graduated from the mining academy with top honors. Or building a castle with Petalight Kou Mariya, whose architectural skills are out of this world. And don’t even get us started on Mono Monet, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece with just a wave of their hand.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon with Dr. NOVA(e), who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of their fingers. Or explore the Nether with Lyko Lianna, who has tamed a pack of zombie pigmen as her loyal minions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident witch, Yumi the Witch, who can brew potions that will make your enemies run in fear. Plus, we have a whole group dedicated to ASMR, led by Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR, who will lull you to sleep with the soothing sounds of creeper explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SisMailDramaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to open your mail like that nosy roommate of yours! Our server is a safe space where your packages will remain unopened and untouched, unless they contain diamonds or enchanted gear, in which case we might have to confiscate them for “safekeeping.”

Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, treasure hunts, and maybe even a few pranks along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret base filled with rare loot, guarded by a mischievous Enderman who loves to play hide and seek.

So come on over and leave the mail drama behind. We guarantee a mailbox-free experience that will have you laughing, exploring, and crafting your way to victory. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we open is a can of whoop-ass on those creepers who dare to mess with us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyBliss: HappiestEverStillHappy

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the happiest place on earth! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your precious loot again.

Our server is so happy, even the Ender Dragon does yoga to relax. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to play hide and seek with the players.

So come on down to our server and experience pure joy and happiness like never before. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this amazing?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1448	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DiddyCraft: Locked Up in Manhattan

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz we got sean ‘diddy’ combs locked up in a pixelated jail in manhattan. he got indicted for stealing all the diamonds and emeralds in the game, like a real minecraft gangsta. come join the fun and see if u can break diddy out of jail and become the ultimate blocky boss. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let’s get crafty!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Enter the Bedrock Bonkers Modded Fantasy! No Whitelist Needed!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Modded Server
New bosses, enemies, and content
Recently reset
Join now and gear up in peaceful mode

Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	Modded server with new bosses, enemies, and content
When was the server recently reset?	Today
Are the rules simple?	Yes, the rules are pretty simple
How can I join the server’s Discord?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/rh5wvFw7

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Lost Player Chronicles Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, giant chickens that lay golden eggs, and a mysterious guy who disappeared after trying to ride a llama into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community around! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to vanish into the unknown…

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Buildings Constructed:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

She has killed billions in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to survive… if you can! Our server is ruled by a ruthless queen who has killed billions of players who dare to challenge her. But don’t worry, she’s not online all the time, so you might have a chance to build your empire before she comes for you.

Join our server if you’re looking for a challenge, or if you just enjoy living life on the edge. Our community is full of crazy characters, from a wizard who can turn sheep into diamonds to a ninja who can sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken might come crashing down from the sky or when a pack of zombie villagers might invade your base. So grab your sword and pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, she has killed billions… but maybe you’ll be the one to finally take her down.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SpoiledCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and leave behind the troubles of dealing with family members who eat your snacks and call you names. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about anyone stealing your virtual chips.

Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their breast size or family dynamics. You can be whoever you want to be here, whether it’s a warrior fighting off creepers or a builder constructing magnificent castles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even some virtual snacks that no one will dare touch without your permission. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WindowSeatWoes

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by entitled parents on flights? Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about giving up your window seat again! Our virtual flights are always stress-free and kid-free, so you can enjoy the view without any guilt trips.

We have a special plugin that allows you to book your virtual window seat in advance, ensuring that no entitled parents can swoop in and ruin your flight. Say goodbye to pouty kids and cold shoulders, and say hello to a peaceful and relaxing flight experience.

Join now and never feel guilty for wanting to keep your window seat again. Fly high in the sky without any entitled parent drama, only on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ZelenskyCraft: Ukraine’s 90% Win

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hey u, yes u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine’s victory plan is 90% complete? yea, u heard dat right! we got zelensky himself leading the charge in minecraft, building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro. join us and be part of the epic quest to conquer the minecraft world and bring peace to ukraine. plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	509215
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!