ProMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war never ends and chaos reigns supreme! Join us at KHOMANIAC for an infernal experience that will leave you dying of laughter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what happened? The dragon choked on the carrot and the player became the new ruler of the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine a giant creeper made entirely out of diamond blocks facing off against a giant chicken armed with a lava bucket. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join KHOMANIAC today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, the war is eternal, the outcome infernal, so die laughing with us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	9353
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

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Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Googleplex

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

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📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

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Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0