| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1547 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2045 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8188 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 390 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 612 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6218 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 117 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | New Chunks Explored: | 608793 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2085 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5102 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 30 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1226 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 332 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 181 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Potions Brewed: | 52 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8720 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 946685 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6950 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6910 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5112 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9674 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2615 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 4594 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Potions Brewed: | 116 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7198 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1781 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 303 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
